Many of my faithful readers prolly recall me talking about this blog for several months before actually publishing a real post. Well, as it turns out, I did write a few posts before going live with the sucker. However, most of these posts are hella outdated, but this one is just too darn good not to publish. Yes, this post pleading for the Vikings to hire Leslie Frazier as their head coach is pretty much obsolete because as any good NFL fan knows, they already did! Even still, here was my reasoning for keeping the goofy basterd around. Enjoy! – Billy
I know what you’re thinking: “yikes, who’s that bozo?” Well, actually I’m guessing that you’ve read the title of this post, so you’ve probably disregarded the fact that Leslie is a girl’s name and put two and two together to figure out that it’s Leslie Frazier. Well done Sherlock, but do you have any idea who this Leslie character is? Hey, no Googling asshole. Maybe this will give you a better idea of who the guy above is:
That’s right bitches, Leslie Frazier is the current assistant Head Coach/Defensive Coordinator for the best team in football, the Minnesota Vikings. Basically, he runs the Vikings’ defense, and cousin he runs it well. How good is this guy? For the first two seasons of his tenure, the Vikings possessed the number one ranked run defense in the NFL. Last year they plummeted all the way to number two on that list. Some cynics might point out that the Vikings’ secondary has been average to bad for the past couple of years. To them I say blame injuries, as the cornerbacks can never seem to stay healthy for an entire season.
Thanks to some recent blunders on the part of Vikings head coach Brad Childress, fans have been screaming for Zygi Wilf, billionaire Jew owner of the Vikings, to clean house and make some coaching changes. Many analysts have pointed out that Leslie Frazier would be a perfect candidate for the job, and I couldn’t agree more. Why come you ask? Because the guy is black.
Whoa, did he really just say that? This guy is a racist! Hold your horses dummy, let me explain. It all begins with Tony Dungy. In 2007, Dungy led Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts to victory over the Chicago Bears in Super Bowl XLI, in the process becoming the first black head coach to do so. But he wouldn’t be the last. A mere two years later, Mike Tomlin and the Pittsburgh Steelers rolled over the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII (to this day, I recall Arizona winning that game, but I was shit faced by the fourth quarter, so…).
Tony Dungy, Mike Tomlin, Leslie Frazier, what do they all have in common?
1. They are all African-American (obviously).
2. They have all been the Vikings’ Defensive Coordinator!
That my friends is a mother fucking trend, so I’ll be damned if the Vikings let go of another black DC, because he will clearly go on to coach a Super Bowl winning team. I say keep the guy around, let the Vikings become that Championship team, and let’s finally bury the shame of an 0-4 SB record. Waddya say guys? LET’S GET OUTTA HERE!!